The Round of 16 Power Rankings Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Needs)
Sixteen teams are still alive heading into the knockouts. One team that isn't might be the real story of this World Cup.
Sixteen teams left. That’s it. Everybody else is home.
Forget the matchup-by-matchup breakdown for a second. Let’s talk about who has looked like a genuine threat to lift this thing, based on what we’ve actually seen with our own eyes through four weeks of soccer.
On a side note, Happy Fourth to all of my folks in the US.
16. Paraguay
Lost to the US 4-1. Lost to Türkiye 1-0. Drew Australia 0-0. That’s the group stage, and it’s genuinely rough, good enough to advance as a third-place team on goal difference and nothing more. Then they shocked Germany on penalties in the Round of 32 with only 25 percent possession, watching three different Germans miss spot kicks in front of them. This is the purest underdog story left in the bracket.
15. Switzerland
Drew Qatar 1-1 in the group stage, a result that should worry anyone taking this team seriously, then beat Algeria 2-0 to reach the knockouts. Organized and disciplined, but there’s a real gap between “functional” and “good,” and Switzerland hasn’t shown much evidence they’re the second one yet.
14. Colombia
Held Portugal to a scoreless draw in the group stage, which says more about their defense than any highlight reel could, then took care of business against Ghana to reach the Round of 16. Thirteenth in the world and about as unglamorous as a good team can be. Nobody’s talking about Colombia right now. That’s usually right before Colombia makes people talk about Colombia.
13. Egypt
Drew Belgium 1-1, drew Iran 1-1, beat New Zealand, then drew Australia 1-1 before escaping on penalties in the Round of 32. Mohamed Salah is capable of a moment that changes a whole match by himself. The problem is how many draws are stacking up around him. A team built on individual brilliance and defensive stalemates is dangerous exactly once, and only if the brilliance actually shows up when it matters.
12. Canada
Drew Bosnia and Herzegovina in the group stage, then delivered the first knockout stage win in program history with a 1-0 result over South Africa. That’s a genuinely massive night for Canadian soccer. It’s also worth saying plainly: this roster hasn’t proven it can hang with a true heavyweight yet, and Morocco, a team that’s already been to a World Cup semifinal, is exactly that test.
11. Belgium
Drew Egypt 1-1, drew Iran 0-0, then needed a 5-1 blowout of New Zealand just to look like themselves again. That’s an uneven group stage from a team that’s supposed to have this figured out by now. Then, somehow, the golden generation found one more trick: down two goals late against Senegal, they forced extra time and won 3-2 on a controversial penalty. Inspiring. Also a little concerning that they needed a miracle against a team that isn’t among the tournament’s best.
10. Mexico
You’re probably extremely surprised to see Mexico so low.
Here’s the truth. They had a perfect group stage as co-hosts: beat South Africa, beat South Korea, then blew out Czechia 3-0 to close it out, genuinely one of the form teams of this tournament through three games. Backed that up with a clean 2-0 win over Ecuador in the Round of 32. The concern isn’t form; it’s ceiling. Everything so far has come against teams outside the true elite tier, and England in Mexico City is the first real gut check. However, Mexico has a huge advantage in that game, and it’s not because of the fans or whatnot. It’s actually an element that many are missing in the Azteca. Article on that tomorrow!
9. England
Beat Croatia 4-2 in an opener that had some genuinely calamitous defending on both ends, then drew 0-0 with Ghana in a performance bad enough that British papers were writing “panic time” headlines. Beat Panama to close the group, then needed a second-half Harry Kane brace just to come from behind and beat DR Congo in the Round of 32. Fourth in the world on paper. Fourth in vibes is a different conversation entirely.
8. USA
Beat Paraguay 4-1 to open, handled Australia, then lost a dead-rubber group finale to Türkiye 3-2 that meant nothing. Then came the real number: their first knockout stage win since 2002, a 2-0 result over Bosnia and Herzegovina, earned despite playing a chunk of the match down a man after a red card (god FIFA… we have to fix this). That’s a genuine milestone. It’s also one win. Belgium is a real step up from Bosnia, and we still don’t know what this team looks like against a true contender with everything on the line. And, reminder, Balogun is suspended from this game because of the red card. He’s the top scorer in the World Cup this year for the USMNT.
7. Brazil
Carlo Ancelotti has them playing actual soccer again after drawing Morocco 1-1 to open the group stage. Casemiro and Gabriel Martinelli stepped up in the Round of 32 win over Japan instead of the team leaning entirely on Vinícius Júnior, which is exactly the kind of depth a five-time champion needs. The drought since 2002 sits over every game they play, and it gets louder every round they survive. Erling Haaland and Norway are the next test of whether this team is actually different or just better than a weak group.
6. Morocco
Four games, zero losses, and a penalty shootout win over the Netherlands that never let them panic. This is the same core that reached the 2022 semifinal, and instead of that being lightning in a bottle, they’re building an actual case that it wasn’t. The knock is that a lot of these results have been draws and shootouts rather than statement wins. Nobody’s been blown out yet. Nobody’s been blown out either. That’s a fine line to live on.
5. Norway
Erling Haaland has four goals in two matches and looks bored doing it. Martin Ødegaard is running midfield the way only a handful of players alive can. That’s the case for the top five. Here’s the case against it: they lost 4-1 to France in the group stage, which means the defense in front of Haaland can be picked apart by a team that’s actually good. Beating Ivory Coast in the Round of 32 doesn’t answer that question. The next opponent might.
4. Portugal
Drew DR Congo 1-1 in the group stage in a result ESPN said the opponent fully earned. Then thumped Uzbekistan 5-0 to remind everyone what this roster is capable of. Ronaldo finally got his first-ever World Cup knockout goal against Croatia, on a penalty, in a tournament that might be his last. Deep roster, proven big-game players, but the Ronaldo selection question hovers over every single match they play.
3. Argentina
Messi tied, then broke, the men’s World Cup goals record, and he’s now scored in eight straight World Cup matches, a record nobody else can touch. That’s the résumé. Here’s the other side of it. They needed extra time and a deflected own goal just to get past Cape Verde, a team ranked 67th in the world, and CBS called the performance lackluster and complacent. Talent covers for a lot. It’s not covering for everything anymore.
2. Spain
Group winners, but it wasn’t pretty. They needed a goalkeeping blunder from Uruguay just to scrape out a 1-0 win, and their center forward situation has looked toothless without a real number nine to lean on. Then they went and hung four on Saudi Arabia and three on Austria, so the talent clearly shows up when the matchups are favorable. Unai Simón in goal is the shakiest link on a genuine title contender. That’s a real problem the deeper this goes.
1. France
Perfect group stage. Beat Senegal, demolished Iraq, then put four past Norway. Rolled Sweden 3-0 in the Round of 32 without ever looking stressed. Kylian Mbappé is playing like a man with something to prove after the 2022 final, and this is Didier Deschamps’ last tournament as manager. The one real question is what happens the first time this team has to chase a game instead of dictate one. So far, nobody’s made them find out.
One more thing before we go.
Cape Verde isn’t in the Round of 16. We need to talk about them anyway.
A country of roughly 500,000 people. Ranked 67th in the world. Playing in their first-ever World Cup. They drew Spain 0-0. They drew Uruguay 2-2. They drew Saudi Arabia 0-0. They were the only debutant nation of the four in this tournament, out of Curaçao, Jordan, Uzbekistan, and themselves, to actually get out of the group stage.
Then they drew Argentina. The defending champions. The number one team in the world. Lionel Messi, playing what’s likely his final World Cup, has been unstoppable all tournament, and Cape Verde had every reason to fold.
They didn’t.
Messi scored in the 29th minute, and Cape Verde could have packed it in right there. Instead, Deroy Duarte leveled it in the 59th. Argentina went ahead again in extra time off a Lisandro Martínez strike. Cape Verde answered again, and this time it wasn’t just a goal; it was Sidny Lopes Cabral curling one in from the edge of the box that people are already calling the greatest goal in the history of Cape Verdean football. Down two separate times against the world’s best team, in extra time of a World Cup knockout game, and they answered both.
It ended on a deflection. Cristian Romero’s header caught a touch off Diney Borges and snuck past goalkeeper Vozinha, who had already made eight saves in the match trying to keep his country’s dream alive. Own goal. Final whistle. Argentina 3, Cape Verde 2.
Cape Verde produced 0.45 expected goals in that match. Argentina produced 2.16. The numbers say it wasn’t close. The scoreline says it was. That’s soccer sometimes. That’s this team, all tournament.
They’re flying home now. Argentina moves on to face Egypt. But if this World Cup is remembered for one thing that has nothing to do with the eventual champion, let it be this. A nation you could fit inside Rhode Island took the best team on Earth to the brink, twice, in the same night. Nobody circles Cape Verde as a contender walking into a World Cup. Everybody will remember them walking out.
Sixteen teams are still alive. One team that isn’t might end up being the story of the whole tournament.